Ring My Bell
(Greenday - When September Ends)

My bike got stolen a few days ago. I’m not sure why I’m so surprised. My sister took my bike to the ghetto to play baseball and left it up against a fence unlocked. If there was ever a recipe for getting your bike stolen – this would be it.

I imagine that somewhere, some kid is riding my bike and ringing the bell a bit overzealously. A kid like that, probably doesn’t wear a helmet when he rides a bike. Hopefully he/she will have some instant karma run-in with a very large truck.